"Half-naked nymphomaniac chained to radiator."

"straight" boy drunken handjobs, 100x100 squarethings, 24 hour news channels, a nice proper stout, always moving, before the answer, bffs are forever (love), bisexuality isn't make believe, bitches in pop culture, boygirls and girlboys and, boys in bands, britcabal, bruins (the bruins what), captain fenway, charlie watts (isn't emo), cj/toby (forever and ever), crossing fingers and toes, dreaming of space, driving too-far (too-fast), dykeadelic wifebeaters and wristcuffs, dystopian science fiction shows, fake/grass as decorative motif, fanimal house, fractured souls, gay penguins, gender constructs (y/n), girls who strut, girls who wear glasses, grass under bare feet, hugh laurie (stephen fry), ink-stained fingers, life as a musical, love as undefinable, mad harry potter fandom, metal through your tongue, mornings are too early, not human without coffee, parentheticals, physics like my guitar, pi times radius squared, politicking and policywank, queerness, raindrops on half-open windows, ravenclaws are sexier, scrunched up noses, second person pov, singing in the streets, smoking in the hypothetical, snarky news shoes, sotu cut-away shots, sox wot are red, sparkly pop music, stephen fry (hugh laurie), striped hats and scarves, surfer chicks, tattoos, telling the not-a-story story, the nytimes in bed, the poetry of form, the stillness of morning, those boys of summer, those space station shows, tilting at windmills, women in men's clothing, world war two stories, writing on skin, your religion isn't mine